January 2012
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey
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Finding out that your mom has friends who have...
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December 2011
16 posts
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stockade:
What if animals love having makeup tested on them and they hate PETA for taking away their daily dose of fabulous
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"_____ has accepted your friend request"
TIME TO STALK.
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November 2011
35 posts
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The real shortest horror story ever
England: I made dinner.
character a: i hate you
character b: i hate you too
corresponding fandom: they must want to fuck
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When somebody actually texts me first and wants to...
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The moment you realize your period is over.... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
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thisgrasstasteslikecoke:
Cut my life into pizza this is my plastic spork
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When the person you like calls or texts you...
ratherdielaughing:
Click here if you’re bored!
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all of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
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alpacas-with-top-hats:
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dorothy-cotton:
asifnothingmatters:
let me smell your skin alfred u smelling fine
stop it blackman das gay
do i smell watermelon
IT WASN’T A SECURITY GUARD IT WAS A HETALIA COSPLAY
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Oh my fuck I had to reblog this asdhfsdugf
FUCK
this post is amazing
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